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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

arahir:

arahir:

arahir:

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way

goldensweetcheeks:

angelstonaa:

I’m cryinnn💀💀100% accurate 😂😂😂

This is so cute cause it really be like that 😂😂

oldboyjensenhinglemeier:

ricochet-biscuit:

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(Source: the-bees-schnees)

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

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came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

ray-winters-sings:

lubricates:

babyanimalgifs:

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

GOALS

THAT SMILE OMG

heck-yes-feminism:

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corruptedspacecore:
“ satans-codpiece:
“ https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html
If you haven’t seen
Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father
”
The Times...

corruptedspacecore:

satans-codpiece:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html

If you haven’t seen

The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.

To all binary trans & non-binary folks born in Ontario

freckled-lili:

transguysuggestions:

solluxisms:

asynca:

Ontario is temporarily waiving the fee for changing your sex indicator on your birth certificate. There are other fees associated with ordering a copy of it, but go forth and change your flag, folks!

The fee is waived until April 2019!

Going through the blog, and saw the fee is still waived!

@allthecanadianpolitics

galactic-polywag:

elfwreck:

wanderingquill:

timdrakeothy:

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.


like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.


if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

Chivalry was literally designed to make nobles aware of their power and influence so they don’t unintentionally harm people when trying to do their job of leading and protecting people. Modern chivalry should carry on that sentiment of men and white people becoming aware of their own power of privilege and influence to help and protect the lives of their peers.

*Not to inflate their egos, but because it’s the good thing to do and makes the world a better place to be.

Chivalry, at its core, involves being helpful to people who don’t have your advantages. 

It involved generosity and protecting those weaker than oneself: including opening doors when doors were made of badly fit heavy wood and often got stuck,and women, especially undernourished exhausted-from-childcare women, had a harder time opening them. It involved not lying, and following through on your promises. (A guy who is consistently late with the accounting reports, which delays the whole team, is not dedicated to chivalry, no matter how polite he is on a date.) 

Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating one’s strength and skills in service to others; it’s not based on gender roles. 

Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating one’s strength and skills in service to others; it’s not based on gender roles.

lemondaysandlemongays:

tinypocketcats:

jabariqueen:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

ororosmunroe:

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

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Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

WHO THE FUCK

That’s racism, baby!

fromforks:

cold? check

overcast? check

vampires? suspiciously lacking, come out and bite me u cowards

wrestlingisbest:

Even Superheroes have bad days

Trevor Bell

severalowls:

sadesucc:

skeledone-with-u:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

magnumpicactus:

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ngl he looks like a very happy nonno in rural italy or something

That last pic looks like a renaissance painting

@sarahgrowls

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The Gang.

wilwheaton:
“ALWAYS REBLOG.
”

wilwheaton:

ALWAYS REBLOG.

shainas-daily-artdump:
“ Y’all know this is exactly how that bit happened.
Spiderdad and Spiderson…
”

shainas-daily-artdump:

Y’all know this is exactly how that bit happened.

Spiderdad and Spiderson…